England Quotes
England, the birthplace of literary giants and historical milestones, has inspired numerous quotes throughout the centuries. Here are England quotes!
England Quotes Funny
"I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific. Like, somebody living in England with a charming accent." - Lily Tomlin
"England is the only place where you can get a three-day weather forecast that's accurate for three minutes." - Bill Bailey
"In England, even the seagulls sound posh." - Anonymous
"In England, we have a saying for when something is going horribly wrong: 'It's all gone pear-shaped.' I wonder how many pears they've got over there." - John Oliver
"I love how in England, 'Sorry' is a magical word that can solve almost any problem. Spill someone's pint at the pub? 'Sorry.' Bump into a stranger on the street? 'Sorry.' Start a conversation with someone on the tube? 'Sorry, but could you please not do that?'" - Unknown
"In England, you can't go wrong with a cup of tea. It's like a hug in a mug, except it won't ask you how you're feeling." - Anonymous
"The English language was invented in England. That explains the weather." - Ricky Gervais
"In England, they say 'rubbish' instead of 'garbage,' which is fitting because our weather is rubbish too." - Unknown
"In England, there are no strangers, only future friends you haven't met yet, as long as you both say 'sorry' at the same time after a collision." - Unknown
"England is the only place where you can experience four seasons in one day: spring when you wake up, summer during lunchtime, autumn in the afternoon, and winter by bedtime." - Anonymous
UK Travel Quotes
"The world is a book, and those who do not travel read only a page." - Saint Augustine
"To travel is to live." - Hans Christian Andersen
"The journey not the arrival matters." - T.S. Eliot
"Travel makes one modest. You see what a tiny place you occupy in the world." - Gustave Flaubert
"Adventure is worthwhile in itself." - Amelia Earhart
"Traveling – it leaves you speechless, then turns you into a storyteller." - Ibn Battuta
"The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes, but in having new eyes." - Marcel Proust
"Travel far, travel wide, and travel fearlessly." - Richelle E. Goodrich
"The world is big, and I want to have a good look at it before it gets dark." - John Muir
"Travel is the only thing you can buy that makes you richer."
England Quotes Short
"When a man is tired of London, he is tired of life." - Samuel Johnson
"England is not the most jolly place on Earth, but the English are the jolliest people." - Agatha Christie
"This blessed plot, this earth, this realm, this England." - William Shakespeare
"The English winter—ending in July, to recommence in August." - Lord Byron
"There's something about the English countryside that makes you feel more alive." - Jane Austen
"England, where the sun never sets on splendid mediocrity." - Oscar Wilde
"The English are great at gardening and I think that's an absolutely terrific thing." - Martha Stewart
"The English people believe themselves to be free. They are gravely mistaken; they are free only during the election of members of parliament." - Jean-Jacques Rousseau
"England has two things: a great language and a great sense of humor." - Christian Bale
"The English are polite by telling lies. The Americans are polite by telling the truth." - Malcolm Bradbury
England Quotes For Instagram
"Keep calm and love England."
"In the land of afternoon tea and charming streets, I found my heart in England."
"Wandering through history, one cobblestone at a time."
"London calling, and I must go."
"Rain or shine, England's beauty always shines through."
"Captivated by the allure of the English countryside."
"Lost in the magic of England's ancient castles."
"Every corner tells a story in this enchanting land."
"From the iconic red telephone booths to the picturesque landscapes, England steals my heart."
"Embracing the elegance and traditions of England."
British Quotes About Life
"Success is not final, failure is not fatal: It is the courage to continue that counts." - Winston Churchill
"The purpose of life is to live it, to taste experience to the utmost, to reach out eagerly and without fear for newer and richer experience." - Eleanor Roosevelt
"Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will." - Jawaharlal Nehru
"Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself." - George Bernard Shaw
"To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all." - Oscar Wilde
"Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans." - John Lennon
"In three words, I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on." - Robert Frost
"The best way to predict the future is to create it." - Peter Drucker
"Life is a journey, not a destination." - Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated." - Confucius
